So Long… For Now




First World Problems: J.Lo is Singing Again


Being bombarded with bullshit and worthless reality TV stars in just about every corner of American media isn’t enough.  We still have untalented singers refusing to go away and STILL TRYING TO SING.

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How Does Tom Ford Feel Right About Now?

It’s no secret that hoodrats everywhere flock to the nearest designer retailer to spend their entire paycheck on a $380 handbag belt that they can’t afford.  Somewhere near you, a kid is sitting on their dirty bed sheet eating leftovers from yesterday’s KFC because their mother was  given a false impression through some rap song that Gucci or Prada grants you irrevocable social status.  Now, the stupid broad’s phone is cut off because she didn’t have the money to pay her bill.

That’s where Jay-Z comes in.

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A Generation of Fake Gangstas

Are you a gangster… or a gangsta?

There’s definitely a difference.  And it’s no secret that most of these gangsta rappers idolize the gangsters that are portrayed as glorified murderers all over the news, TV and the silver screen:

“Scarface.”  “Goodfellas.”  Lucky Luciano.  Al Capone.  “The Godfather.” Murder, Inc.  The 5 families.  John Gotti.  Every single one of these real-life individuals, syndicates, fictional characters and stories have been used and reused amongst the hip-hop community.  Even stick-up kids like the original 50 Cent and drug kingpins like the real Rick Ross have had their names jacked and their persona imitated through the rappers who pretend to have lived their lives.

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Miley Cyrus is Full of Shit


Let me break down this publicity stunt bullshit:

1. Miley Cyrus’s quotes about Beyonce hit the net.  2. Twitter, Facebook, and all media websites explode with this breaking story.  (These quotes are supposedly “LEAKED” from an interview Miley did with Love Magazine.)  3. Miley “wakes up,” in the morning, hops on Twitter, and cries foul play like she has no idea of what the fuck is going on, acting all confused and shit.

Stupid broad, you might be fooling everyone else, but you’re not fooling me.

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